PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING

Especially for the Ladies! I got this in an email from my Grandma and thought it was hilarious, so here you go!

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING


I don't do windows because...
I love birds anddon't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.



I don't wax floors because...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)





I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.


I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds in the garden because...

I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because...

My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young andI want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


REMEMBER . . . .

(This was taken from the following web site: http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby304/specials/dontdowindows/nowindows.htm who gets all of the credit for this funny little thing.) :)